So I have this bruise that looks like a blueberry cause I tripped over the metal bar under the lunch table while throwing away my wrapper to my special k bar.
Real nigs wsup.
So this senior and sophomore in my class were talking over my desk about their love life so I was forced to hear everything. Then after the senior was like “did you hear our convo?” And he’s ghetto right
oh
my
gosh
I was scared for ma life.